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If you don’t know the drill by now, the title says it all. Show up wearing anything but clothing! Wrap yourself in caution tape, aluminum foil or cardboard! Make a tuxedo out of duct tape or a liquid latex catsuit! Heck, in a pinch you can just wear a sheet as a toga – just don’t show up in clothes! The hares will reward your creativity with four shot checks – you may just want to take off Friday now.

Where: Chinatown Metro. Use any exit and get yourself to 7th and G! If you chose the same exit as the hares, follow marks to start!!

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, September 3, 2015. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Assault My Ass, All Flash No Drive, Quantum Whizics, Stain Gretzsky, and GeratricMandering

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’, dog friendly and probably pretty drunk. Seriously, just call in sick for Friday.

Last trains out of Gallery Place/Chinatown (Red/Yellow/Green):
Branch Ave – 11:55 PM
Glenmont – 12:08 AM
Greenbelt – 12:16 AM
Huntington – 11:57 PM
Shady Grove – 12:02 AM

On After:
Irish Channel
(First floor of Fairfield Inn & Suites)
500 H St NW
Washington, DC 20001

Specials:
$4 Yuengling draft
$18 Bucket of 6 PBR
$25 Bucket of 5 16oz bud light/coors light
$20 Bucket of 5 IPA – Freedom isn’t Free cans
$4 Washington apple shot
$3.50 Miller Light bottles (I think these are the weird aluminum bottle things)
55 cent wings — I’m told they are big and delicious