EWH3 #908: The Unobtainium Obtained Someone Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 10th – Van Ness (Red Line)

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After years (and we mean YEARS) of watching Unobtainium try and get his girlfriend to be seen with him in public…she still isn’t cumming. But you can still help us celebrate Unobtainium’s impending nuptials in typical hash style at his Hashelor Party Trail! The hares channeled Unobtanium on his wedding night: expect the trail to be short, sloppy and ineptly laid… and then drunk…and then passed out… maybe drooling?

So cum in your hashelor party best and help us celebrate that fact that after years of chasing Just Kate (mostly away…first from the hash and then to South America), he slipped a ring in her running shoes and finally slowed her down long enough to Obtain a “YES!”

When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 10th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Van Ness – Use east side of the street exit in front of the Giant – follow marks to start!

Hares: Unobtainum, The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe, 3-Piece Sextional, Head Injury, Areola 51, and Vladimir Fruitin, and possibly an inflatable virgin, or a sheep, or a midget stripper… because we like to party!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Some PI on trail. Tough dog friendly. It’s getting darker earlier so start bringing your headlamps! Be smart, have fun, bring a mug.

High: 86°F
Low: 67°F
Showers and a heavier t-storm

Last trains out of Tenleytown:
Glenmont – 11:52 PM
Shady Grove – 12:18 AM

On After:
Guapo’s Fiesta Room!
4515 Wisconsin Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20016

Specials: TBD