When: September 3, 2015

Where: Gallery Place/Chinatown (Red, Green and Yellow lines)

Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Assault My Ass, All Flash No Drive, Quantum Whizics, and Stain Gretzsky, GeratricMandering

On After: Irish Channel

ABCD-EFG, Twinkle Juice makes one of you look like three.
HIJ, the next day no one feels OK.
LMNOP’uh-lease, tell me what is going on.
QRSsss, Why was your skirt hissing?
TUV, Is for vegetables as tops?
WX-rays films make great tunics?
Y? Oh, it was the 6th Anal Anything But Clothes Trail!
Zzzzzz. [passes out]

Apparently the following happened because I wrote it down:

  • Red White and Poo noted that pretty much anything Harris Tweeter or CVS every spat out was all over her
  • Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock could be win a Nobel peace prize, but only if we could solve world hunger with twinkle juice
  • Dial F was offended that Bit Romney declined his version of chivalry: that she could towel off with his crusty, spunk rag
  • Texas Hold Him was very proud of his homemade cod piece. #homeerrect

We also held a solemn occasion for Just John. He went to University of Marylander to make maps but now just follows bike routes. Who cares about his day job when he spoke about getting a shampoo bottle stuck up his ass for pleasure. It was expunged thanks to laxatives. While A Bicycle Built For Poo would be a great addition to the poo family tree, please welcome instead Maybe It’s Gay-Belline.

On — Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful — On,

Mambo # Hives