EWH3 #909: The We’re All Getting Glittied Trail! (Safeword is Bellsdale!) – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 17th, Woodley Park (Red Line)

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Many score a year ago, on a mid-summer’s hashing eve, Glitty Clitty Gang Bang met the alluring and mysterious (seriously, twirl that mustache sometimes and you’ll be smack in the middle of an old timey silent film tied to a railroad track) S&Mom. It was lust at first sight, a hash match made in Millie & Al’s (aka ‘heaven’). Your hares request the honor of your presence at the trail celebrating the impending nuptials of these two lovehares, as they prepare to bind themselves in bunny matrimony forever and always.

Is your White Dress still dirty from the last wedding hash?! Never fear, for this trail is not for the neutral-hearted. Don your best rainbow attire and cum out for a couple who’s anything but ordinary. Tutus, neon, glitter and more encouraged!! (Really, is anyone surprised? You know this is how these hashers roll.)

When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 17th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Woodley Park – follow marks to start!

Hares: Muppet Rapies, Colliteral Damage, Hell’s Anal, All Flash No Drive, You Sucked My Battledick and RG3some!!!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. It’s getting darker earlier so start bringing your headlamps! Be smart, have fun, bring a mug. And glitter to share.

High: 84°F
Low: 61°F

Last trains out of Cleveland Park:
Glenmont – 11:56 PM
Shady Grove – 12:14 AM

On After:
Atomic Billiards
3427 Connecticut Ave NW
Washington, DC 20008

PLEASE remember to tip your bartender! We have limited on-after options in Cleveland Park and want to keep the places we have! Plus the betrothed want to be able to show their faces at their neighborhood bar again!

$5 Guiness
“Featured” Bourbon

Atomic Billiards does not have a kitchen. BUT, you can order food and have it delivered. The Hares recommend:
Pizzoli’s Pizzeria (202) 234-3333
Siam Thai (202) 363-7802
And then there is Domino’s (202) 362-7500