When: October 15, 2015

Where: Union Station (Red line)

Hares: All Flash No Drive, Colliteral Damage, 1 if by Man 2 if by She, Daisy Chain, Fire in the Hole, Hell’s Anal, You Sucked my Battledick

In honor of the anniversary of the yearly Pretty Pretty Princess Trail, here are five things you need to know:

1. Said hello to our virgins, just as the royal court likes them: Justs Joe, Dave, Jeff, Jenny, Danielle, Brennan, Joe 2, Chris, Jessie, and Colin.

2. And extended hospitality to our visitor: Skids Around

3. Said get a life to: Uno, Dos, Tres LIFTOFF!, Tuck Tuck Deuce, Sphincter Shy, and 1 If By Man, 2 If By She

4. Called in the court jester for:

  • RPI — who was confused about how to walk the dog so he needed an extra hand.
  • Rosetta Bone — who described what turns her on: cheese fried in bacon grease
  • The hares — for our tour of Capitol Hill being everything Congress is not: was straight, uncomplicated, and led by women.
  • Vladimir Fruitin — who complained said that on hash days she sticks to a liquid diet, vodka. So everyday is a hashing day?

5. And we held a very solemn occasion for Just Morgan, of the “college of knowledge.” She definitely didn’t go to dental school as dry sockets and blow jobs are not the best combination. But she just loves giving head! On road trips to Ohio, and on bean bag chairs used by homeless dudes. So please give s round of applause to Jizzdom Tooth.

Who, by the way, was named by a visiting virgin, Just Colin. We couldn’t like this miracle pass us by, so please also welcome The Immaculate Ejaculation.

On, I wear a tiara every day, On —

Mambo # Hives