Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserv here!



Come join your hares for a spoooooky scary hash through the chilling neighborhood of Eastern Market (nothing scarier than hill moms). Bust out your best costumes, because the winner of a capriciously judged costume contest gets his or her very own bottle of Twinkle Juice! Don’t worry, though, they’ll be plenty of Twinkle Juice to go around for non winners, along with some other delicious shots. So much so that you may just want to take Friday off now. Trail is A to B and dog friendly. See you all there!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 29th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Eastern Market! – follow marks to start!

Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Stain Gretzky, Hair Cuntery, Pooples Mountain Majesty and a special mystery hare

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Potomac Avenue:
Franconia-Springfield – 11:40 PM
Largo Town Center – 12:19 AM
New Carrollton – 12:07 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 11:51 PM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:27 PM

On After: Trusty’s

Specials: You’re special!