EWH3 #921: The EWH3 Elf Chase Trail! – 6:45PM Thursday, December 10th – Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow Line)

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When: 6:45 PM Thursday December 10th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Pentagon City Metro. Follow marks to the “Pentagon Row” skating rink. You will STAY UNDERGROUND and go through Pentagon City mall food court (Cinnabon!) then keep low going through the parking garage to Pentagon Row and the far side of the ice rink.

Hares: CoXXXonDemand, DildoShaggins, LaGingeracha, PoopBenaDick and PutItOut

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Unbelievably festive live trail through the Christmas wonderland that only three adjacent shopping malls can create. Delicious “can I have another” shots if you’ve been nice or “ick spit it out” shots if you’ve been naughty. Yes you can show off your awesome triple lutz before trail on the ice .. entry/rental is like $10.

Last trains out of Crystal City:
Fort Totten – 11:46 PM
Franconia-Springfield – 12:24 AM
Huntington – 12:08 AM
Largo Town Center – 11:49 PM

On After:
Freddie’s Beach Bar
555 23rd St S
Arlington, VA 22202


Karaoke and Liberace-esque christmas decorations from floor to ceiling. As always be nice there and leave your bags on the front porch.