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Come out for the last trail of 2015! We are going to have an amazingly short and simple trail to help get you ready for whatever you have in store for New Years Eve this year. For those folks who don’t have a rego for the NYE party afterwards, you’ll have plenty of time to get home, change into your sparkly stuff, and go find something or someone to do. For those who have a rego for the party, your name will be on a list at sign-in (as pre-paid).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday December 31st, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Stadium Armory. Use SOUTH EXIT (away from Stadium). Start is in triangle park on west side of 19th Street from DC Prison. There will be marks.

Hares: Don’t Ask Don’t Smell; Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!; Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack; Poopdick; Please Step Away from the Whores

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z.

Last trains out of Stadium-Armory:
Franconia-Springfield – 2:39 AM
Largo Town Center – 3:20 AM
New Carrollton – 3:21 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 2:50 AM
Wiehle-Reston East – 2:26 AM
Free rail and bus service from midnight until end of service, sponsored by Miller Lite!

On After: There is no planned on-after unless you have a rego for the NYE party. But hey, it’s New Years Eve, so go find something to kiss somewhere.

Specials: You’re special.