December 17, 2015
‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house
Wankers were searching for sweaters made from the fur of a mouse.
When the very next morning they woke with a fright,
And read all of the texts they’d sent from last night…
RO,B held court and served as RA
And I recorded violations of what dumb hashers did say:
But the best part of all was a real public shaming,
As we called upon Just Ed for a very fun naming:
And without much more or further ado,
A belated “Merry Christmas” to all,
Love Red, White, and Poo!