EWH3 #926: The Winter FUNderwear Trail! – 6:45PM Thursday, January 14th – U St. Metro (Green/Yellow Line)

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It’s a FUNderwear trail! Think of it like Cupid’s Undie R*n, except the money doesn’t go to charity!

BRING YOUR IDS ON TRAIL THIS WEEK! You’ll be getting a wristband at sign-in but you’ll still need your ID to show security at On-In!!!!!


As outgoing MM, we have a special treat for you! We’ve coordinated an indoor location for start (at Duffy’s) so you have a warm place to change into your fundies and conduct Opening Circle. Hurray!

This is also extra awesome because you can prelube all the way up 7:15PM (happy hour is from 5-7):

  • $3 Pinot Grigio or Malbec
  • $5 Rails
  • $2 off draft beers
  • $3 off all pitchers
  • 8 wings for $5 with purchase of beer/wine/cocktail
  • Anal Avenger (hasher who owns Duffy’s) asked us to mention their hot apple cider with cinnamon and Jameson to keep everyone warm.

If you’re a never-nude, fine, you can run with your underwear outside your clothes (lame) or not participate in the theme at all (super lame). The hares will be disappointed, but remember what we say in the Virgin Guide, “You should never do anything that makes you uncomfortable. Not only in the hash, but in life.” That said, the more people that participate, the more fun it’ll be!

Beer Check:

Beer check will also be indoors where it’s warm and snacks will be provided (outside on the tables with the beer). Note that there will not be any complimentary snacks at On-In.

Don’t bring the snack bags or pitchers inside. That way we leave less of a mess.
After all, we like the host (Just Max) that’s letting us do this and he’s helping the hash out in a big way!


As a triple bonus, we’ve also coordinated an indoor location for On-In (at Town Tavern)! Scrotal Recall will park out front and bags will be brought upstairs. Town Tavern asked for us to change into regular clothes after you arrive, so sorry, but you can’t hang out (zing!) in your funderoos all night.

BRING YOUR IDS ON TRAIL THIS WEEK! Security will be checking IDs before you can go upstairs!

Bud Light will be provided for free at the upstairs bar (until the tab runs out). The tab will not start until the sweeper finishes trail. If you want something other than Bud Light, the bar is giving us the following specials!

  • $3 Domestic Bottles
  • $5 Mixed Rails


Trail will be very short! If you thought NYE was a short trail, this one is shorter. Remember what we say in the Virgin Guide, “Don’t show up if you think this is going to be some type of workout. It isn’t. The trail might be 5 miles or it might be 3. Heck it could be 2 miles. The whole purpose is to have fun, not race. If you want to do that sign up for a local 10k.”

Lastly, be sure to thank Anal Avenger (owner of Duffy’s), Just Max (host for Beer Check), and [Just] Gracie (owner of Town Tavern) if you see them!


When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 14th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: DUFFY’S IRISH PUB (2106 Vermont Ave NW). Metro to U St. and use the African-American Civil War Memorial side – follow marks to start!

Hares: Sorest Rump, Tuck Tuck Deuce, Dr. Toolittle, GeriatricMandering

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is a really short A to Z. It’ll be freakin’ cold! Wear your best/sexiest/funniest fundies! On-In is indoors with warmth! Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun. BRING YOUR IDS ON TRAIL THIS WEEK!

Last trains out of Woodley Park (17 min walk):
Glenmont – 11:58 PM
Shady Grove – 12:12 AM

Last trains out of Dupont Circle (14 min walk):
Glenmont – 12:00 AM
Shady Grove – 12:10 AM

Last trains out of U St (17 min walk):
Branch Ave – 11:50 PM
Greenbelt – 12:21 AM (No Red Line Transfer Possible)
Huntington – 11:52 PM

Last trains out of Columbia Heights (19 min walk):
Branch Ave – 11:48 PM
Greenbelt – 12:23 AM (No Red Line transfer possible)
Huntington – 11:50 PM

On After:
Town Tavern
2323 18th St NW
Washington, DC 20009

$3 Domestic Bottles
$5 Mixed Rails