When: January 21, 2016

Where:  Foggy Bottom Metro (Orange / Blue / Silver Line)

Hares:  The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe, Head Injury, Texas Hold Him, All Flash No Drive, GeriatricMandering, You Sucked My Battledick, and Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack

Virgins:  none, too cold

Visitor:  Just Emily, transplanting from Ethiopia!

On-After:  51st State

Reasons I can’t feel my fingers:

  • In his first official act as one of our new GMs, Cum Dumpling was so eager to leave circle and get on trail that he plowed into a small child and went down in his arms, right in front of the child’s mother.
  • Mouthful of Clam noted that the shot check tasted deceptively not alcoholic… just like his grandmother.
  • Tuck Tuck Deuce was overheard saying that he really needs to “get into that whole millennial thing.” I’m glad he’s finally realized that the whole point of E-Dub is to get into millennials.
  • The Incumming MisManagement hares were violated for laying a trail that ended in our new OnSec, Head Injury, exclaiming that they chose the end circle spot because there was a “dead homeless guy!!” I guess he likes it when homeless guys pitch tents.
  • And finally, Winter Storm Jonas earned a commendation for treating the hash right – pounding us with 8-10 inches overnight so we couldn’t leave the house for three days.

And since everyone’s brains were too frozen to be funny, we scuttled off to the bar to drink warm beer inside.

On – Free plain flavor snow cones! – on,

Stain Gretzky