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Still feel like NASA’s just playing a cruel joke on Pluto? Have the urge to tell your kids, “It’s okay, kids. You’re mom thought Pluto was big enough?” Then come out and share your favorite memory/anecdote about the planet Pluto on the 86th anniversary of its discovery!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 18th, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Union Station (Red Line). The start is at Columbus Circle out front of the station.

Hares: The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe, Vaginal Countdown, 3-Piece Sextional, God Save the Peen, GeriatricMandering, and George StuffedAnOctopus

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Dog friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Gallery Place:
Branch Ave – 11:55 PM
Glenmont – 12:08 AM
Greenbelt – 12:16 AM
Huntington – 11:57 PM
Shady Grove – 12:02 AM

On After:
Alba Osteria
425 I St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Specials: They’re staying open late for us and will have pizzas until 10:30p.