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Every week you sing it, but this week you will finally experience it: a truly SHITTY Trail, complete with pissy hares and more poop than two girls can eat from one cup! But don’t worry, we’ve got some Charmin to wipe up your mess. So wear your brown and yellow. Start off hard and be explosive, or accept you’re soft and bring some extra TP. Just don’t be corny. Then drink enough to forget everything about this trail by the time you start praying to the porcelain gods!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 25th, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Ballston Metro – follow marks 1/2 block to start at 9th and N Stuart!

Hares: Poop Dick, Pee it Forward, Prince Charmin, Quantum Whizics, Pee Willy, Happy Poo Year

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Trail is NOT dog friendly. Don’t bring dogs. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Ballston:
Silver – Largo Town Center – 11:36 PM
Silver – Wiehle-Reston East – 11:54 PM
Orange – New Carrollton – 11:39 PM
Orange – Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:20 AM

On After: First Down Sports Bar and Grill
Address: 4213 Fairfax Dr, Arlington, VA 22203
Phone:(703) 465-8888

Specials: The hares think you’re special.