When: February 25, 2016
Where: Ballston Metro
Hares: Poop Dick, Pee it Forward, Prince Charmin, Quantum Whizics, Pee Willy, Happy Poo Year
Virgins: Just Matt, Chris, Liz, Erin, Mike
Visitor: Claim to Flame, UR on Weed, Cunning Linguistic, Johnnie Stalker
On-After: First Down Sports Bar and Grill
Trail was complicated with a lot of back checks. What a shitty trail (see what the hares did there?)
In all of that, you wankers did some stupid shit. And here’s a sampling!
First, the hares: Prince Charmin was violated for never actually running trail before haring – and not being able to read the map and complaining that it “looked different in the dark.” Happy Poo Year was also violated for never actually running trail before haring, and taking everyone to end the wrong way. But at least we got to beer! Poopdick was violated for doing something (no idea) to compensate for his tiny
Tragic was violated for his stylish outfit in several ways:
- Tragic looks like he will flash Ms. Daisy while driving her
- Tragic looks like a drunk Sherlock Holmes
- Tragic looks like Inspector Gadget let himself go
Then your friendly circle had some things to say, and then … we did not have a naming. Sad face.