When: March 10, 2016
Where: Takoma Park
Hares: The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe, Head Injury, Rosetta Bone, God Save the Peen, and Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack
Virgins: Just Rebecca, Carl, Michelle, Matt, Jason, Liz
Visitor: Chinese Midget Cuffs and Jolly Green Knob
On-After: Olive Lounge
Trail was… a while ago. But Takoma is generally hilly, so it was probably that. Headlamps were a must! And the strippers found us at start, but turned around quickly. Too much paperwork.
In all of that, you wankers did some stupid shit. And here’s a sampling!
Cum Dumpling confessed that he does not know what to do with a dude and a lady in his bed – Circle was happy to inform him it’s called a Devil’s 3some! This may be related to the fact that Infidellatio was scared by C. Dumpling’s arm on trail – she thought it was the bear in a Devil’s 3some!
Just Yuri had a baby on trail… or before. Either way – child endangerment.
Twinkle was violated for committing alcohol abuse – he cleaned himself with beer instead of water. Waste and abuse!
Issues and Tissues was violated for her fascination with the Human Centipede, while Just Liz and Just “Hairy Man with Nice Arms” want to help her make it happen. Yes, that’s what I wrote him down as.
Finally, Bit Romney was violated for insisting she couldn’t finish all the “sticky white” in her mouth. Liar!
Then your friendly circle had some things to say, and then … we had a naming!!
Just Yuri (finally)! Vladimir Fruitin brought Just Yuri to the hash. Just Yuri “does security,” likes it in the kitchen – but her husband doesn’t know it, likes pizza (not sure if that was a euphemism), once failed to tell a girlfriend that her boyfriend was cheating on her, and she once had sex in a bar booth at Maddy River. There were some great names for this one and the voting was close, but in the end Declitorized Zone was the winner!