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Have you already spent your tax refund on drinks for that hottie you’ve had your eye on, lo this long and lonely winter? Or have you been unable to even begin them, consumed by the thought that reality is a veil, a fiction built on the back of perceptions packaged by our senses, which are themselves infinitely fallible, that nothing therefore is truly knowable and everything is meaningless?

Then your hares invite you to drown that existential angst in booze and exercise endorphins, for nothing is certain but death and taxes…and beer!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 14th, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Gallery Place – use either 7th street exit follow marks to start near the steps of the National Gallery on G St NW between 7th and 8th St NW.

Hares: Rosetta Bone, By the Power of Gayskull, Deathly Swallows, La Gingeracha, Head Injury, and The Lying the Bitch and the Whoredrobe

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B.  Runner’s trail is dog friendly, but walker’s trail is not. The internet promises me mostly sunny, high of 64, but who knows! nothing is certain! pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Union Station (Red Line):
Glenmont – 12:11 AM
Shady Grove – 11:59 PM

On After: Kelly’s Irish Times

Specials: TBD, but dude that answered the phone says there’s a special every night, which will be something like $3 Natty Bohs