EWH3 #944: The Sexy Avocado Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, April 28th – Tenleytown-AU (Red Line)

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It may not be Cinco de Mayo yet, but your hares know you Hass to have that sweet, fatty (but the good kind!) green treat at the end of your night. Of course we’re talking about avocados! Urban dictionary defines avosexual as feeling romantic towards avocados, but this definition is a akin to saying that cosplay is just dressing up. It hardly captures the intense love your hares have for enjoying this most perfect food while getting drunk and braiding each other’s hair! Join the hares in giving Yariben a proper send off (he’s deploying for the summer!) while showing some love for your favorite fruit. Who knows, you might even find out what it means to be split open like an avocado! #AvoHairBraiding

When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 28th, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Tenleytown-AU – use the east exit and follow marks to the start. We’ll be in the park by Tenley Circle.

Hares: The Lying the Bitch and the Whoredrobe, Vaginal Countdown, Quantum Whizics, GeriatricMandering, Yariben, and Schrodinger’s Cock

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Trail is dog friendly.  It might rain, pack smartly, and  bring a headlamp lamp and mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last Trains from Tenleytown-AU (Red Line)
Glenmont – 11:52 PM
Shady Grove – 12:18 AM

On After: Guapos
4515 Wisconsin Ave. NW
Washington, D.C. 20016
(202) 686-3588

Specials: We’ve got the upstairs room to ourselves, pitchers of margaritas are always pretty cheap, and they have GUACAMOLE!!!