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I’m getting older by the minute and can’t come up with anything funny or witty to say about trail. Just come out, hash, drink, and help us celebrate. There will be some sort of special surprise.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 5th, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Potomac Ave Metro. Follow marks to the start.

Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores; Uno, Dos, Tres, Liftoff!; Hungry, Hungry, Homo; Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup; Trim Shady; and many others born in May who can only be here in spirit.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Trail is dog friendly. It might rain, pack smartly, and bring a headlamp lamp and mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last Trains from Potomac Ave (Blue/Orange Silver Lines)
Franconia-Springfield – 11:40 PM
Largo Town Center – 12:19 AM
New Carrollton – 12:07 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 11:51 PM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:27 PM

On After: Trusty’s
1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003

Specials: TBD