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I’m A Salt My Ass.  If you don’t run this trail, then f*&% you.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 12th, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Courthouse Metro (exit to the right, and follow marks across the parking lot to start) https://goo.gl/maps/xvAvmNXhnZL2 – Corner of 14th St N and Courthouse Rd

Hares: A Salt My Ass, Oh the Humanatee, The Great White MILF, The Sexorcist, Zero Shart 30, Floral Sex, and possibly guest starring one of our illustrious “justs”

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. [Water! Tunnels! Hills! Shiggy-Lite! A shot check for the runners!]. It might rain. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! If you’re not first, you’re last.

Last trains out of Ballston (Orange/Silver):
Largo Town Center – 11:36 PM
New Carrollton – 11:39 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:20 AM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:54 PM

On After: First Down – https://goo.gl/maps/SFG8umo5d472

Specials: TBD