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Anyong, Wankers! Brush off your cut-offs and start having a love affair with an ice cream sandwich because this week the hares want to make your banana stand on an Arrested Development themed trail!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 19th, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Don’t go through the mall, just head outside — about a block from the Ritz Carlton to Virginia Highlands Park – follow marks to start!
Hares: Cum Locker, Quantum Whizics, GCGB, S&Mom, Just Leah
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Trail is dog friendly and low on PI. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Crystal City (Blue/Yellow Lines):
Fort Totten – 11:46 PM
Franconia-Springfield – 12:24 AM
Huntington – 12:08 AM
Largo Town Center – 11:49 PM
On After: Freddies Beach Bar! (or, as we’re calling it, Tobias’ Queen Mary)
Specials: You’re special.