EWH3 #950: The Heathers (AKA Fuck Me Gently with a Chainsaw) Trail- 6:45 PM Thursday, June 9th – L’Enfant Plaza (Orange/Silver/Blue/Yellow/Green Lines)
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In the infamous words of Heather Chandler “You blow it tonight girl, and it’s keggers with kids all next year.” Clearly hashers are more of a Veronica. That’s right kids, bring those shoulder pads and corn nuts because we’re going to teach you real life.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 9th, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: L’Enfant Plaza – take the Maryland Ave exit and follow marks to start. We’ll be in Hancock (she said cock!) park.
Hares: The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe, Deathly Swallows, Fist Pump, GeriatricMandering, Daisy Chain, and Stain Gretzky
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Runner’s trail is NOT Dog friendly. Weather looks good, bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last Trains out of Capitol South (Orange/Silver/Blue Lines):
Franconia-Springfield – 11:44 PM
Largo Town Center – 12:15 AM
New Carrollton – 12:03 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 11:55 PM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:31 PM
Last Trains out of Navy Yard (Green Line):
Branch Ave – 12:17 AM
Greenbelt – 11:39 PM (No Red Line Transfer Possible)
Metro Track Work:
Orange Line: Mon-Fri until 10pm, additional trains will operate btwn Ballston & New Carrollton every 6-10 minutes
Orange Line: Trains operate every 18 min btwn New Carrollton & Vienna due to SafeTrack; after 10pm, trains will operate every 20 min
Orange/Silver Line: Through June 16, trains single track btwn E Falls Church & Ballston due to SafeTrack. Expect crowded trains & delays.
Silver Line: Through June 16, trains will operate every 18-20 minutes due to SafeTrack.
Orange/Silver Line: Through June 16, trains single track btwn E Falls Church & Ballston due to SafeTrack. Expect crowded trains & delays.
On After: Tortilla Coast
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Phone:(202) 546-6768
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