EWH3 #952: The Fifth Anal Alice In Wonderland/Unbirthday Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 23rd – Cleveland Park (Red Line)

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To all the Cheshire Cats, White Rabbits, Mad Hatters, and Jabberwockies:

This Thursday, June the 23rd, is the Fifth Anal Alice in Wonderland/Unbirthday trail!
We will toast you (and everyone else) on not-your-birthday with a (tactfully) titillating trail of truly tasty treats!

Be sure to throw on your Wonderland best and run – or walk – next week’s Unbirthday trail.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 23rd, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Cleveland Park (Red Line – East Exit) – follow marks to start behind California Tortilla!

Hares: Glitty Clitty Gang Bang, S&Mom, Muppet Rapies, You Sucked My Battle Dick, Colliteral Damage, Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z. tough dog, white rabbit, high caterpillar and cheshire cat friendly. If you are clumsy like Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum you could get your feet wet and there is a slim possibility of poison ivy. It should be a weird night. Pack light and bring a mug!

Last trains out of Tenleytown AU (Red Line):

Glenmont – 11:52 PM
Shady Grove – 12:18 AM

Metro Alerts/Advisories:
Orange/Silver Line: Trains every 10 -12 min due to SafeTrack; expect crowded conditions & delays. After 10pm, trains every 20 min.
Orange/Blue/Silver Line: Through July 3, Potomac Avenue & Stadium-Armory are closed due to SafeTrack. Shuttles provided every 5-10 min.
Orange/Blue/Silver Line: Through July 3, buses replace trains btwn Eastern Market & Benning Road/Minnesota Avenue due to SafeTrack.
Yellow Line: Mon-Fri, during off-peak hours, Rush+ trains every 12 min btwn Franconia & Mt. Vernon Sq. After 10pm, trains every 20 min.
Yellow Line: Trains operating with regular weekday service. After 10pm, trains every 20 minutes.

On After:
Tenley Bar & Grill
4611 41st Street
Washington, DC

Specials: Specials $3 select Bud & Miller light, $5 IPAs, fireball shots, & wine, $6 Bartender Special Margarita + Happy Hour food specials
All Specials: http://www.tenleybar.com/happy-hour—brunch.html