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Hopped off the train at Waterfront with a bag and my hash necklace. Welcome to the land of beer and breasts whoa! where is the bag van? Jumped in the crowd here I am for the first time; look to my right and I see the “unnamed” line.

This is all so crazy! Everybody’s seems so silly. The crowd is growing and I’m gettin’ kinda anxious. So much excitement and I’m ready! That’s when the GM drops my favorite line: “CIRCLE UP YOU WANKERS!”

Come out and celebrate Vaginal Countdown’s birthday, USA style! Feel free to rock that awesome Murica shirt you didn’t get a chance to wear or your favorite Miley outfit to celebrate!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday July 7th, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!

Where:Waterfront (Green Line) – follow marks to start!

Hares: Vaginal Countdown, Schrodinger’s Cock, Quantam Whizics, Deathly Swallows, Fist Pump, and Just Kory

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Waterfront (Green Line):

Branch Ave – 12:15 AM
Greenbelt – 11:41 PM (No Red Line Transfer Possible)

Metro Alerts and Advisories:

SafeTrack Surge #3 impacts the BL/YL Line with shutdown btwn Braddock Road & National Airport.
Red Line: Trains every 20-25 minutes. Single tracking between Shady Grove & Grosvenor
Blue Line: Trains operate every 15 minutes between Franconia-Springfield & Braddock Road and every 12 minutes between National Airport & Largo Town Center
Yellow Line: Trains operate every 12 minutes between Huntington & Braddock Road and National Airport & Greenbelt
Green Line: Trains every 20-25 minutes. Single tracking between U Street & Georgia Avenue-Petworth

On After:
Cantina Marina

Specials: Your mom thinks you are special.