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227 years ago the Storming of the Bastille day happened, which prompted the Revolution in the Kingdom of France. This day became the National Holiday in 1880. In 2016, the French hasher, named Cum Brew Lay, seeing that his National Holiday fell on a hashing day, had the ingenius idea, in his half minded brain to make a trail, as an excuse to celebrate in his national holiday, with the help a couple of companions and with a few Pokemons on the way to provide you a trail starting around the streets of a city designed by another French dude, Pierre L’Enfant, who has a plaza nearby named after him.

It will be hot as hell les amis, so I will have water on trail, but I will still have a shot for you wankers, don’t worry.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday July14th, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Smithsonian Metro.  Take the  Jefferson Dr SW/Mall-side exit, look for wankers and Pokemons (rumors says there are some and that some wankers are hunting them before the trail… the book of face says so)

Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Bumspringa, Close your eyes hope for the Breast

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Minimum shiggy, there will be tourists, and Pokemons, but hopefully no protestors. It should be a HOT night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Navy Yard (Green Line):
Branch Ave – 12:17 AM
Greenbelt – 11:39 PM (No Red Line Transfer Possible)

Metro Alerts:
SafeTrack Surge #4
Blue Line: Trains are operating every 12 min btwn Franconia-Springfield & National Airport and btwn Pentagon City & Largo Town Center.
Yellow Line: Trains are operating every 12 minutes between Huntington & National Airport and between Pentagon City & Greenbelt.
Blue/Yellow Line: Due to SafeTrack, Crystal City station is closed. Free shuttle service is available btwn Braddock Rd & Pentagon City.
Blue/Yellow Line: Thru July 18, buses replace trains btwn Pentagon City & National Airport due to SafeTrack. Shuttle service provided.
Red Line: Trains every 20-25 minutes. Single tracking between Friendship Heights & Medical Center
Green Line: Trains every 20-25 minutes. Single tracking between U Street & Georgia Avenue-Petworth

On After: TBA (tentatively Big Stick)

Specials: TBA (hopefully)