EWH3 #956: The Mission to NoMars Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, July 21st – NoMa-Gallaudet U Metro Stop (Red Line)

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Houston, we have a problem!! (It’s sobriety.) Follow Commander Gretzky and her loyal band of ass-tronauts as we investigate some unusual gravitational waves detected in the far North East of our fair District. An untapped keg of beer seems to be sending out distress signals. Lucky for us, Cape Canaveral has temporarily relocated to Florida Ave NE. To the launch pad! And, we’ll be celebrating the anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing. So come dressed as your favorite denizen of space: astronaut, alien, Jedi, Vulcan, asteroid belt, Uranus, black hole, or just grab a sexy pair of space diapers – all space-beings are welcome! There will be a simulated moon walk, zero-gravity compatible shots, and plenty of full moons.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday July 21st, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: NoMa-Gallaudet U. Exit on Florida Ave & 2nd St NE – follow marks to start!

Hares: Stain Gretzky, Quantum Whizics, Tragic Carpet Ride, Head Injury, Vaginal Countdown, and Just Shannon

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. No PI or shiggy, but beware of lapses in the space time continuum. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of NoMa-Gallaudet U:
Glenmont – 12:12 AM
Shady Grove – 11:58 PM

Metro Advisories:
Red Line: Every 20-25 minutes. Single tracking between Friendship Heights & Medical Center
Silver/Orange Line: Every 20 minutes. SafeTrack Surge #5 continuous single tracking between East Falls Church and Ballston
Blue/Yellow Lines: Every 20 minutes
Green Line: 20-25 minutes. Single tracking between U Street & Georgia Avenue-Petworth
SafeTrack Surge #5

On After: Neal Place Tap + Garden; 1300 4th St NE (by Union Market)

Specials: new on-afters are special! They have cornhole! Aliens welcome!