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Your mother hash is here to show you how to lay trail (or whatever else needs laying). You sucked off our teat (kegs) this past weekend at campout, now come to trail and be weaned onto your own. First half of runner’s trail is typical WH4 with some shiggy and second half is EWH3 and pounds the pavement.

Anyone wearing White House hab will earn a trail credit for a future WH4 trail!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday July 28th, 2016. Pack away at 7:15 (seriously)!

Where: WHITE HOUSE!!! (obviously) Specifically – General von Steuben Statue in Lafayette Square.  Follow marks from Farragut West station to White House

Hares: Bumspringa, Have You Blown My Stapler?, Close Your Eyes and Hope for the Breast, Cum Locker, Daddy’s Dick

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. It will be a hot night so hydrate during the day and you can dehydrate on trail. Pack smartly and bring a mug (headlamp not needed on trail but is nice at circle)! Be smart, have fun.

Dog/Strollers/Wheelchairs/Crutches/Bikes/Rollarskates: Walkers only

Last trains out of Foggy Bottom:

Franconia-Springfield – 11:57 PM
Largo Town Center – 12:00 AM
New Carrollton – 11:50 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:10 PM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:44 PM

Metro Advisories:
Red Line: Every 20-25 minutes from 8:00 p.m. to close. Single tracking between Friendship Heights & Medical Center
Orange Line: Every 20 minutes. SafeTrack Surge #5. continuous single tracking between East Falls Church and Ballston through system closing
Silver Line: Every 20 minutes. SafeTrack Surge #5 continuous single tracking between East Falls Church and Ballston through system closing
Blue Line: Regular weeknight service
Yellow Line: Regular weeknight service
Green Line: 20-25 minutes from 10:00 p.m. to close. Single tracking between U Street & Georgia Avenue-Petworth

On After: 51st State

Specials: Upstairs $4Yeunglings