EWH3 #960: The August 11th Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 11th – College Park Metro Stop (Green Line)
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Gimp suit just too much for you? Well, you’re in luck, we’ve got some niiiiice fuzzy handcuffs here with your name on it. If Penis Flytrap’s shiggy-loaded trail got you waking up in the middle of the night from a nightmare that also strangely gave you a boner, then you’ll love this trail! Yes, just like rough sex once you’ve finally remembered the safe word (it’s “avocado“), this week’s trail has just enough of the tough stuff to make it fun, but not enough to make you wonder if you died along the way, but just didn’t know it yet.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 11th, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: College Park Metro (Green Line)- Take the Calvert Street exit, follow marks to start!
Hares: Dr Toolittle,Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Daisy Chain, Colostomy Shag, and a mystery walker’s hare! (credit to St Pauli’s Girl for ghost writing)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’, you will definitely pretty wet, some mostly nonpainful shiggy on trail, not stroller or dog friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp, mug, and a change of shoes and a dry bag! Be smart, have fun.
Greenbelt – 12:38 AM
Cornerstone Bar and Grill, 7325 Baltimore Ave, College Park, MD 20740
Specials: The Hares think you’re special. KITCHEN CLOSES AT 10:15.