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Once upon a time in the year 2000, when your hares were still full of innocence, one of us arrived in this humid, muggy ass fair capital city in pursuit of her (mis)education. Along the way she made some good bad embarrassing questionable incredible decisions, including sticking around long enough to welcome all you wankers into her life. Come out to congratulate Mambo on her DC sweet sixteen! All the cool kids (you!) are invited, but don’t tell Marianne; she knows what she did.

Deck yourself out in your party finest for this Super Sweet Sixteen!

When: 6:45 PM on Thursday, August 25, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Georgia Ave-Petworth Metro (Green & Yellow line) — follow marks to start!

Hares: Mambo # Hives, Head Injury, Jew-Cock-A, Rosetta Bone, Just Brie

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Slight chance of PI for runners. Both are dog friendly, stroller OK for walkers. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Georgia Ave-Petworth (Green/Yellow):

Branch Ave – 11:45 PM
Greenbelt – 12:26 AM (No Red Line Transfer Possible)
Huntington – 11:47 PM

Metro Alerts/Advisories:
Red Line: Every 20-25 minutes. Single tracking between Dupont Circle & Van Ness
Orange Line Regular weeknight service
Silver Line: Trains operate between Wiehle-Reston East & Eastern Market stations only.  Customers traveling to/from other stations should use Blue line trains to complete their trip. At Eastern Market, transfer between Silver and Blue Line trains on the same platform.
Blue Line: 20-25 minutes. Single tracking between Stadium-Armory & Addison Road to allow for radio cable installation.
Yellow Line: Regular weeknight service
Green Line: 20-25 minutes.  Through Thursday, 10:00 p.m. Single tracking between Fort Totten & Prince George’s Plaza

On After:
Homestead
3911 Georgia Ave. NW

Specials: TBD but kitchen closes at 10 p.m.