EWH3 #965: The Gene Wilder Remembrance Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 8th – Mount Vernon Square/Convention Center Metro (Yellow/Green Line)

Cum with we, wankers, and you’ll be in a world of pure imagination: this being the version of 2016 in which all our favorite cultural icons did not punch their golden tickets to the coolest party the other side of the dirt. Let us send our latest hero off in style to join Alan Rickman, Ziggy Stardust, and Prince at the purple palace in the sky with the Gene Wilder memorial trail! Don’t miss your opportunity to shimmy through some urban shiggy screaming “where the white women at“, “the schnozberries taste like schnozberries” or “he’d have an ENORMOUS schwanschtucker!“, whichever tickles your Young Frankenstein; and excuse us (join us!) while we whip out our finest Gene Wilder cosplay.
When: 6:45 PM on Thursday, September 8, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Mount Vernon Square/Convention Center Metro (Yellow/Green Line) — follow marks to start!
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Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, You Can’t Handle the Poop, Unobtainium, Vaginal Countdown, and Rosetta Bone
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Both are dog and stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Branch Ave – 11:55 PM
Glenmont – 12:08 AM
Greenbelt – 12:16 AM
Huntington – 11:57 PM
Shady Grove – 12:02 AM
Metro Alerts/Advisories:
Red Line: Every 20-25 minutes TuesdayFriday, 8:00 p.m. Single tracking between Dupont Circle & Farragut North.
Orange Line: Every 20-25 minutes Tuesday – Thursday, 10:00 p.m. Single tracking between West Falls Church & Vienna.
Silver Line: Regular Weeknight Service
Blue Line: Every 12-24 minutes SafeTrack Surge 8 Continuous single tracking weekdays between Franconia-Springfield and Van Dorn Street through September 11th
Yellow Line: Every 20-25 minutes Tuesday through Friday, 10:00 p.m. Single tracking between Mt. Vernon Square & U Street.
Green Line: Every 20-25 minute Tuesday through Friday, 10:00 p.m. Single tracking between Mt. Vernon Square & U Street.
On After:
Irish Channel
500 H St. NW
Specials: $5 house wine,  $5 rail drinks, and a beer of the day for $4