EWH3 #969: The Nine Hundred 69th Trail!!! – Thursday, October 6th – 5:30 PM for Ball Buster (Silver Spring Metro – Red Line) and 6:45 PM for Regular Trail (Archives-Naval Memorial – Green/Yellow Line)

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What better way to get lubed up for Red Dress  weekend than EWH3’s 969th Trail!  This week EWH3 is allowing you to choose your own adventure with a choice of Ballbuster*, Regular Runners, or Walker Trail:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSezBQ2–I951qyqjKdszbfC2Mt8SxVWCxaLI5OFeoEy43mzhg/viewform.  So grab those two people you want to be your 9s and cum on down!

*No balls were harmed in the making of this trail… we think.

When: Thursday October 6th, 2016.
Ballbuster Trail.  Sign-in at 530pm. Pack away at 6:00 pm SHARP!!!
Regular Trail.  Sign in at 645pm. Pack away at 7:15 pm!

Ballbuster from Silver Spring Metro Station (Red Line)
Regular Trail from Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro Station (Yellow/Green Lines)

Ballbuster: All Flash No Drive, Jew-Cock-A, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, I’m Tho Thor, and Chip Off the Old Cock
Regular: Cum Dumpling, Head Injury, Brokeback Mamma, and a mystery hare!

Miscellaneous Crap: THERE ARE TWO TRAILS!!!

BALLBUSTER TRAIL (Runners Only!): Starting at Silver Spring Metro Station (Red Line). Pack Away 6:00 PM SHARP SHARP SHARP!  Trail is 12-13 miles with multiple beer checks.  Trail is A-Z.  Bring a headlamp! We are running the darkest, rootiest, woodsiests parts of DC. Wankers without a headlamp will not survive.  There will be water crossings!!  Let us know if you’re cumming!

REGULAR TRAIL (Runners and Walkers): Starting at Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro Station (Green/Yellow Line). Pack Away 7:15 PM…ish. These trails will be approximately the usual EWH3 trail length. Trail is A-Z.  

All trails will end in the same location for a joint circle.

Last trains out of Union Station (Red Line):
Glenmont – 12:11 AM
Shady Grove – 11:59 PM

Metro Advisories:

On After:
Kelly’s Irish Times
14 F St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Specials: They’ll keep the downstairs open for us and we will have $3.50 Natty Boh tallboys, $4 PBR tallboys, and $5 DC Braus.

***For all the visitors and virgins, please note at EWH3 only the Hash Flash is allowed to take pictures. Thanks!***