When: October 13, 2016
Where: Dupont Circle Metro (Red Line)
Hares: Colliteral Damage, All Flash No Drive, Fire in the Hole, Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup, You Sucked My Battledick, and 1 if by Man, 2 if by She
Virgins: Just Jacquelyn, Cam, Ryan, Kevin, Carrie
Visitor: none, byeeeeeee
On-After: Atomic Billiards
- Princess Penis Fly Trap slumbers peacefully in the forest, waiting for her Prince Charming to give her True Love’s Buttstuff.
- Princess Just Jai found out the hard way that when she gets shown the world on a magic carpet ride, a closeup view of the ground is included with her experience.
- Princess Anne Stank was trying to resolve her daddy issues by looking for her Father Cock. She was looking for Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, but tried to get Kindergarten Cock to fill the
hole, ahem, ROLE, I mean!
- Princess The Greatest Ho On Earth gave me something small and sticky to suck on, and I just went right on ahead and put it in my mouth, even though I knew it had been on the ground.
- And the Princess Hares left us no chalk to mark our way, so we had to sing with our little woodland friends to find sticks to mark checks.
And we had to be very quiet because the neighborhood Evil Queens and Warlocks were sleeping so we scampered off to the bar to live happily ever after!
On – no pea on this mattress – on,