EWH3 Hash Trash #970: The 6th Annual Pretty Pretty Princess Trail!

When: October 13, 2016

Where:  Dupont Circle Metro (Red Line)

Hares:  Colliteral Damage, All Flash No Drive, Fire in the Hole, Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup, You Sucked My Battledick, and 1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Virgins:  Just Jacquelyn, Cam, Ryan, Kevin, Carrie

Visitor:  none, byeeeeeee

On-After:  Atomic Billiards


  • Princess Penis Fly Trap slumbers peacefully in the forest, waiting for her Prince Charming to give her True Love’s Buttstuff.
  • Princess Just Jai found out the hard way that when she gets shown the world on a magic carpet ride, a closeup view of the ground is included with her experience.
  • Princess Anne Stank was trying to resolve her daddy issues by looking for her Father Cock. She was looking for Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, but tried to get Kindergarten Cock to fill the hole, ahem, ROLE, I mean!
  • Princess The Greatest Ho On Earth gave me something small and sticky to suck on, and I just went right on ahead and put it in my mouth, even though I knew it had been on the ground.
  • And the Princess Hares left us no chalk to mark our way, so we had to sing with our little woodland friends to find sticks to mark checks.

And we had to be very quiet because the neighborhood Evil Queens and Warlocks were sleeping so we scampered off to the bar to live happily ever after!

On – no pea on this mattress – on,

Stain Gretzky