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This week’s trail is a combination of the upcoming 2016 Presidential election – finally! – and the birthday of our resident alien, Strange Ground Chuck. Come dressed in your favorite political/extraterrestrial/Simpsons gear and run amuck through DC (five days before everyone else in this city does the same)!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 3rd, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Eastern Market Station- take the escalator up to ground level, and look for wankers mulling about right outside the entrance.

Hares: Ginger Snatch, Downward Facing Doggystyle, Cum Brew Lay, Tony Panda, Strange Ground Chuck

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, and will be a dog-friendly pavement pounder. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Weather on Thursday

Last trains out of Capitol South:

Franconia-Springfield – 11:44 PM
Largo Town Center – 12:15 AM
New Carrollton – 12:03 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 11:55 PM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:31 PM

Metro Alerts and Advisories

On After: Tortilla Coast
400 First St SE, Washington, DC 20003

Specials: You’re special.