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This is our anal Turkey day hash. This is not a normal Thursday hash.

Do not expect to get your weekly marathon training from this trail. Walkers trail is short and to the point. As the fairest hare in our little group so eloquently says “You might burn off enough calories in a scoop of mashed potatoes and gravy.”

This is just a way to get nice and lubed up before having to go spend the rest of your day with those really annoying people you call family.

Or if you are an orphan, a way to drink with some really cool people before going home to watch some football and eat pumpkin pie.

As usual we will be having our famous Turkey shot check as well as inordinate amounts of other libations for your pleasure.

So if your stuck in DC this week come on out and join us for a really good time.

When: 11:00 AM SHARP Thursday November 24, 2016!

Where: Rosslyn Metro (Blue/Silver/Orange Line). Follow marks to the parking deck on top of The Continental!

Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Purple Peter Eater, Aeriola Boreales, and a Mystery Hare or 2

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (yup, an honest to goodness A to A trail!). Be smart, have fun. Bring a mug!

Weather on Thursday

Last Trains out of Rosslyn (Blue/Silver/Orange Line)
Franconia-Springfield – 12:16 AM
Largo Town Center – 11:57 PM
New Carrollton – 11:47 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:13 AM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:47 PM

Metro Alerts and Advisories

***Pre-trial drinks are not provided by the hares. Anyone showing up early should bring there own drinks for prelube.***