When: Thursday, December 15

Where:  Union Station Metro (Red Line)

Hares:  Head Injury, Around the World In 80 Lays, Keebler Shelf, Rosetta Bone, Unobtainium

Virgins:  Queen Frostine, Elsa from Frozen, Frosty the Snowman, Balto, Captain Hypothermia

Visitor:  Rape & Spillage (he is going to be so mad I called him a visitor)

On-After:  Kelly’s Irish Times (aka Irish I Was Inside Right Now It’s So Damn Cold)

Violations

So uh, this is all I got in my notes:

Stain Trash Notes 12 15 16

Also:

  • Hares, obviously on the naughty list, goes without saying.
  • Just Duc dressed as a Christmas tree so he could do some clandestine shitting in people’s planters and claim he was communing with nature.
  • Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock was wearing Hammer Pants bc…. idk really.
  • Rape & Spillage because he likes attention. #notshocked

There was no solemn occasion, just teeth chattering and loss of feeling in toes and fingers.

And congrats to Shamrock Your Cock on her 369th run.  Thanks for the tacos!

On – Santa’s nose is red because he is an alcoholic – on,

Stain Gretzky