Remember way back when, before the election, when the scariest thing was figuring out your Halloween costume? Can we go back to then, please…?

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 26th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: King St Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Pinocchi-Ho, Poophole’s Mountain Majesty, Red Vag of Courage, I’m Tho Thor, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. BRING A LIGHT SOURCE! Hares do not want to have come back and rescue you from demons, ghouls, and ghosts! Overacheivers (Eagles) may want to bring dry shoes.

It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of King St-Old Town:
Fort Totten — 11:37 PM
Huntington — 12:35 AM
On After: Rock-It Grill

Specials: 50-cent wings, karaoke, & you!