EWH3 #1003: The You Fat Lazy Bastards Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, April 20th – Dunn Loring-Merrifield (Orange Line)
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………punch and pie.
Where: Dunn Loring-Merrifield Metro – follow marks to start!
Hares: Sorest Rump, You Only Cum Once, Close Your Eyes and Hope for the Breast, Mystery Hares
Trail is A to B. Same metro but a healthy walk back.
Runners is dog friendly, not stroller friendly, has shiggy/will probably get wet.
Walkers is dog friendly, stroller friendly, no shiggy.
Bring bug spray, headlamp, and mug.
Last Trains from Dunn Loring-Merrifield (Orange Line)
New Carrollton – 11:28 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:31 AM
2750 Gallows Rd
Vienna, VA 22180
Want to hare?
Virgin and experienced hares needed! Just want to assist? Let me know and I’ll find an established trail for you to join! Check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date (email@example.com). Next open date is 5/11!
Want to Brew Crew?
Your Brewmeister needs brew crew!! Contact him at firstname.lastname@example.org