EWH3 #1003: The You Fat Lazy Bastards Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, April 20th – Dunn Loring-Merrifield (Orange Line)

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 See what happens when you fat lazy bastards don’t sign up to hare? Your Hare Razor had to reach out to a bunch of SH!T H3 hashers to lay a SH!Tty trail for you! And to make things worse (for you, better for us), it’s aaaaaaaall the way out in SH!T territory!

………punch and pie.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 20th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Dunn Loring-Merrifield Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Sorest Rump, You Only Cum Once, Close Your Eyes and Hope for the Breast, Mystery Hares

Miscellaneous Crap:

Trail is A to B. Same metro but a healthy walk back.
Runners is dog friendly, not stroller friendly, has shiggy/will probably get wet.
Walkers is dog friendly, stroller friendly, no shiggy.
Bring bug spray, headlamp, and mug.

Last Trains from Dunn Loring-Merrifield (Orange Line)
New Carrollton – 11:28 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:31 AM

On After:
Blackfinn
2750 Gallows Rd
Vienna, VA 22180

Specials: TBD

BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS

Want to hare?
Virgin and experienced hares needed! Just want to assist? Let me know and I’ll find an established trail for you to join! Check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date (ewh3harerazor@gmail.com). Next open date is 5/11!

Want to Brew Crew? 
Your Brewmeister needs brew crew!! Contact him at ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com 
Friendly reminders!
At EWH3 only our Hash Flash (Maybe it’s Gaybelline) can take pictures on trail. Please do not take any of your own photos until you get to bar. You can check out all of Hash Flash’s amazing photography skills here.
Brew Crew! There is NO ONE signed up for brew crew next week (4/27) and onward. Without brew crew, we can’t have any beer on trail. What a downer! Be a beer hero and contact our Brewmeister, Atari 6900 to sign up for a shift!