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Finally, it’s here again, the hairiest, bristliest, most masculine trail of the year. Sport your finest in upper lip decoration and join us for a mustachioed trail where the men are men, and so are most of the women. If you don’t have your own flavor saver, don’t worry – there will be enough tequila to make you think using a permanent marker on your face sounds like a good idea. And that’s fine, because if you can’t grow your own bigote enorme…well, that’s actually bad and you should feel bad. The hares aren’t going to tell you that it’s ok. Even Gaybelline tried.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 4th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Potomac Ave- follow marks to start!

Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Schrodinger’s Cock, Maybe it’s Gaybelline, Fail Her Poon and Big Bendover

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Trail is dog friendly, walker’s trail is stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Potomac Ave:

Blue Line Franconia-Springfield 11:40 PM
Silver Line Blue Line Largo Town Center 12:19 AM
Orange Line New Carrollton 12:07 AM
Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:51 PM
Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:27 PM

On After: Trusty’s!

Specials: Your mustache is special