EWH3 #1009: Dr. Whoreable Cum-A-Long Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 25th- L’Enfant (Blue/Orange/Silver)
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Is the world a mess? You bet your ass it is! Do you just need to rule it? Of course you… Oh look! Alcohol!
While more dedicated villains hatch their nefarious plots, the wankers of the world will unite for an evening of dirty ditties and diabolical drinks on a mad science trail around this festering political swamp. There will be songs. There will be lab coats. Some lucky duck may walk away with the keys to a shiny new Australia.*
*offer not actually valid anywhere, MWAHAHAHA.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 25th. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: L’Enfant Metro — proceed directly to the evil lair (Hancock Park near Maryland & 7th)
Hares: Dr. Whoreable (Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer), Peenie (Keebler Shelf), Captain Hammered (Sphincter Shy), Bad Whorse (Whoregon Trail ), Bad Whorse Groupie (You Sucked My Battledick), Moist (Atari 6900!)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, and will be a dog-friendly stroller-friendly pavement pounder. Pack smartly and bring your freeze/death-rays, a cranium lamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out :
Union Station Metro:
Glenmont 12:11 AM
Red Line Shady Grove 11:59 PM
Gallery Place Metro:
Branch Ave 11:55 PM
Glenmont 12:08 AM
Greenbelt 12:16 AM
Huntington 11:57 PM
Shady Grove 12:02 AM
On After: Kelly’s Irish Times
Specials: $3.50 Natty Bohs, $4 PBRs, and $5 DC Brau. Also This Song is Special