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My father once told me, “Wait Wait, if you want to know what’s in the depths of a Wanker’s soul, look no further than the top of their scalp.” In honor of Mr. Don’t Fuck Me’s (of the Newport Don’t Fuck Mes) sage wisdom, don your favorite hat and cum run through the streets of Bethesda in an evening of merriment and mirth. 
 
When6:45 PM Thursday June 15th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!
 
Where: Bethesda Metro, by the fountain area of the Plaza level – follow marks to start!
 
Hares: Wait Wait, Don’t Fuck Me, Diddle Her on the Roofie, La Gingeracha, and a Mystery Hare
 
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Both trails are dog and stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
 
Last trains out of Bethesda:
 
Shady Grove – 12:23 AM
[Will] Wheaton – 11:47 PM
 
On After: Tapp’d Bethesda
 
Specials: $5.50 22oz house brews