EWH3 #1006: The 10th Annual Cinco de Mustache Trail! Potomac Ave

When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 4th, 2015

Where: Potomac Ave

Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Schrodinger’s Cock, Maybe it’s Gaybelline, Fail Her Poon, and Big Bendover

Virgins: Just Daniel, Just Linda, Just Adam, Just Nicole

Visitors: Goes Down Dirty, Cougar Wrestler, Happy Ending, Uncle Bad Touch, Hot Twatter, Easy Bake

On After: Trusty’s!

Violations:

Celebrating May the 4th, Tuck Tuck Duece channeled his inner Yoda and zenned his way to beer check. When 900 years old you are, trail you will find!

Red White & Poo was overheard on trail sharing her dating history with homeless men. Was RWP in SE DC to Hash, or snare a husband?!

Alpha Hare Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock proved himself the old man he is by laying a trail like it was in his day, uphill both ways!

In the spirit of the holiday, it was revealed that Strange Round Chuck hasn’t shaved his mustache since 1969. Acceptable Hash behavior!

Naming: Just Hannah

Just Hannah is a jetsetter with a penchant for attracting suitors of both genders. She spent a large amount of time in London while at the LSE, and traveled through Africa doing the good works. While there she did such exciting things as shit in the thriving nation of Togo, witness a homeless man masturbate in Ghana, and ripped a fat J in an unsuspecting farmers hut. Having such an eclectic story sent the Hashers into a creative frenzy. Crowd favorites included Shindler’s Shits, Shit To Go, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, and Baking & Entering, but a deadlock ensued, which is always a shitty situation. Shying away from shit, the pack chose a late addition by Twatter Boarding that focused on Just Hannah’s past as a Casanova. Welcome, I Will Open Your Thighs to the world of Hashing!

 

On – Ariba! – On

 

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