EWH3 Hash Trash # 1008: Kilts and Skirts Trail! Columbia Heights (Green and Yellow Line)

When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 18th. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Columbia Heights Metro (Yellow/Green)

Hares: Dial F, Gaybelline, Chicken Soup for the Teenage Hole and a mystery hare.

Virgins: Just Megan, Just Brittany, Just Rachel, Just Katie, Just Will, Just Drew, Just Luis, Just Dip, Just Jim, Just Sara, Just Carson, Just Tayru

Visitors: A 3 Hour Whore, Couger Wrestler

On After: Red Derby

Violations

Just Susan was overheard on trail telling Just John to “slow down, I can’t go that fast!” Unfortunately for their offspring, Greatest Ho On Earth, this was not the first time these words were heard by her!

Alpha hare, Dial F, recently went into the beekeeping business and keeps a hive at his home, which was close to end circle. I assume the reason he didn’t take the pack past his new hive is beecause it’s none of our bizzzzzness!

Virgin, Just Rachel, was overheard marveling at the size of the Hash. “It’s so big!” she exclaimed. Unfortunately for Just Rachel, the exact opposite sentiment would be felt were she to see under the kilts of most of the male hashers in attendance!

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock gave the pack a rousing rendition of a song inspired by Twatter Boarding’s costume of the evening. The song went a little something like this: nanananananananananana Bat Slut, Bat Slut. Don’t know where this joke is going either, tune in next week at the same bat time, same bat place for an explanation.

No naming this evening due to a spontaneous stripper party!

 

On – Freedom! – On

 

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