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The Jorts Ass. Committee forgot a year (2016) that most of us can agree is best forgotten, but we’re bringing the sexiest of all shortwear back in 2017. Get ready to strut your cut (off)! Come on out in your favorite pair of jeans-cut-into-shorts, or jorts (everyone can tell if they’re just jean shorts- you’re not fooling anyone), and enjoy a totally-not-recycled Jorts trail through Arlington that ends exactly where you think it does…or does it?

When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 29th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Crystal City Metro- follow marks from the exit

Hares: Roll Over, Bitch!, You Can’t Handle the Poop, Kooter Kunte, Cum Dumpling, Atari 6900

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, dog friendly, and annoying to the FRBs. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Crystal City Metro:

Fort Totten – 11:08 PM
Franconia-Springfield – 11:55 PM
Huntington – 11:31 PM
Largo Town Center – 11:17 PM

On After:
Freddie’s Beach Bar
555 23rd St S
Arlington, VA 22202

Specials: Freddies is special. The karaoke DJ works for tips, and not the hashing kind – PLEASE TIP YOUR DJ AND YOUR BARTENDERS.