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Don’t put your spangled shorts and bannered bras away yet! Join us for a patriotic romp in Arlington full of shots and trails!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 22nd, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Courthouse Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: All Flash No Drive, Seizure’s Phallus, Nobody Puts Gayby in a Corner, Head Injury, Rear Protein Injection, and Geriatric Mandering!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, Runner’s Trail is not dog-friendly or stroller-friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

On After: Continental Pool Lounge

1911 N Fort Myer Dr.

Arlington, VA 22209

Specials: Pffft.