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HO HO HO Wankers! Have you been good little hashers and harriettes this summer? If you’re nice, Santa Gretzky will bring you lots of presents of beer and shots. If you’re naughty, you can be certain there will be coal in your shiggy stocking. Join me and my trusty band of helpful elves on a Christmas-y romp to the North(east) Pole! There’s sure to be a few reindeer games, and we are also celebrating the hashy birthday of two of my elves, the hashy unbirthday of another elf and also Jesus. So bust out your fur trimmed finest, your sparkliest lights, your roundest Christmas tree balls and get ready to bring frozen festivities to a DC summer.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday July 13th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Union Station. Follow marks to start in Columbus Circle!
Hares: Stain Gretzky, Nobody Puts Gayby in a Corner, I Can Open Your Thighs, Too Easy, Pinnochi-ho, and Cheech & Dong
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. No PI or shiggy, but beware of sleigh traffic on H Street. There are some stairs on trail. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of NoMa-Gallaudet U:
Glenmont – 11:44 PM
Shady Grove – 11:26 PM
On After: Wunder Garten, 1101 First St NE, Washington, DC 20002
Well-behaved dogs on a leash & babies ok.