EWH3 Hash Trash #1014: The 8th Anal Jorts Association of Arlington Trail! Crystal City Metro

When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 29th, 2017
Where: Crystal City Metro- follow marks from the exit
Hares: Roll Over, Bitch!, You Can’t Handle the Poop, Kooter Kunte, Cum Dumpling, Atari 6900
Virgins: Just Nicole, Garrett, Ruby, Sara, Emma, Lindsay, Sarah
Visitors: Fat Truck, Quicker Ticker Upper, Blew A Seal
On After: Freddie’s Beach Bar


#2 celebrated his 369th run this evening! A big shout out to our stalwart Hasher for making this author cum, or else he would’ve evicted me from his house!

Speaking of angry old men, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock was overheard on trail stating he needed one more thing to be grumpy about. Is that even possible?!

Mouthful of Clams and Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock demonstrated the correct way to do a Dutch Rudder, it wasn’t much!

Justs Sara, Ruby, and Emma were commended by the Hash for violating the Hasher who made them cum, Just Hunter, after he fell and into a bloody heap as he enthusiastically announced the upcuming beer check and had to leave early. Acceptable Hash behavior!

The Naming of Just Basement Liz

Just Basement Liz is a delightful harriette who lives in Coliteral Damage’s basement. She was originally brought to EWH3 by La Gingeracha on a Tinder date. Don’t think there was a follow up! Liz hails from upstate New York where she totaled cars and may or may not have made out with policewomen. She and a boyfriend broke up then got back together after Liz got better at sex. Practice makes perfect! Since leaving the army, Liz has been pursuing a degree in Foreign Affairs (I think) at the George Washington University. Great names were flying thick, but only one could win. Just Basement Liz will now be known as School For Girls Who Can’t Sex Good.

On-and want to do other stuff good too-On

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