EWH3 #1019: The Twerky-Kegel Trail!- 6:45 PM Thursday, July 27 – Cleveland Park Metro (Red Line)

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Now take it to the pelvic floor – and if your ass want to act
You can keep your ass where you’re at 
– Socrates
When they realized they only had a week to figure out a trail, the hares clenched up tight; but that only made them stronger! Now it’s your turn.

When: 6:45 PM on Thursday, July 27, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Cleveland Park Metro (Red line) — follow marks to start! Don’t go to CalTor!
Hares: Mouthful of Clam, Moose Knuckles, You Sucked My Battledick, C42Oh, Chafed and Confused
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Walkers and Turkey trails are dog-friendly, not stroller-friendly. Eagle trail is not friendly at all, assume PI; but it should be a warm night! Pack smartly, hydrate, and bring a headlamp & koozie/mug! Be smart, have fun.

 

Last trains out of Cleveland Park: 11:24 to Glenmont, 11:46 to Shady Grove
 On After: Atomic Billiards
Specials: TBD
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