EWH3 #1025: The Doctor, Doctor Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 31st West Hyattsville (Green)
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What’s up, Doc? In honor of the approaching Holliday, join our talented team of medical experts* Without Borders just over the line into MD. We will Zhivago on a Strange romp, hopefully avoiding Evil and Doom, as we all leave the House to get our Phil of beer, shiggy, and half-minds. If you’ve been Jones-ing for trail, we will Spin a totally different Spock-versus-McCoy, but no matter Witch one Quinns, it would be Horrible for you to miss out on some Strangelove from this week’s hares, Who won’t Pepper you with any more Hickory Dickory references.
* this statement has been doctored from the original “overpopulated and questionably-competent-at-best hare crew”
Doctors’ Orders: Bring a headlamp. Headlamps required, stethoscopes optional, physical examinations by (consensual) appointment only. This trail is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease, only boredom and normal behavior, and is not approved by the FDA, unless “FDA” stands for “Five Dumb Assh*les”
When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 31st, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: West Hyattsville – follow marks to start!
Hares: Special Head Kid, Poopholes Mountain Majesty, Spit ‘n’ Spin, Just Laurel, Whoregon Trail, Rosetta Bone, and Pinocchi-Ho
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is very nearly A to A (!) and definitely not stroller-friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of West Hyattsville:
Branch Ave – 11:11 PM
Greenbelt – 12:05 AM
On After: Lee’s, 2903 Hamilton St
Specials: Karaoke! Cheap drinks! More karaoke!