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Can you believe it’s been EIGHT years? Perhaps its longevity is because Anything But Clothes is a simple concept. Show up wearing anything OTHER THAN clothes, get rewarded with FOUR shot checks! Twinkle has already pre-ordered a case of handles of Everclear, and the bag wine is soon to be purchased. If you’ve got flextime, you may want to take Friday off.
We can’t wait to see you in your crafty outfits, but don’t worry if you’re not creative! Here are some tips for you last minute types who still don’t have an outfit: a pillowcase with two holes in it makes great underwear; sure a sheet can be a toga, but so can curtains or a table cloth; duct tape is not only a fastener, but you can make your whole outfit out of it; if you wrap plastic wrap around yourself more than three times it becomes (mostly) opaque; and lastly, naked technically counts as not wearing clothes, and is legal in DC.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 7th, 2016. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Union Station Metro – follow marks to start!
Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Maybe it’s Gaybelline, Chup off the Old Cock, Queer Today Ghana Tomorrow, and Fail’er Poon
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Dog friendly as long as they don’t wear clothes. It should be a gorgeous night to run without clothing. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Union Station (Red):
Glenmont: 11:42 pm
Shady Grove: 11:28 pm
Labor Day Hab Sale!
Seeing as this week is the ABC trail, your friendly and caring haberdasher thinks you might need something to wear! (Not that you don’t look good in that duct tape loincloth…) Help me get some classic hab to a new, loving home, and I’ll help you by taking $2 off the price of each shirt! Most of what I have left is lady’s cut, but don’t let that stop you, gents!