EWH3 #1027: The Juggalo Trail! — 6:45 PM September 14th 2017 — BRADDOCK ROAD Metro (YELLOW LINE)

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Hokus pokus,

Jokers ride,

Come take a spin,

On this carny ride! 

FAMILY! Join us for the gathering of the Juggalos in Old Town Alexandria, as we raise our Faygo and don our hatchet gear to celebrate our clown family loyalty!

Show up in your best Juggalo and Juggalette makeup, or be considered a weak Muggalo Juffalo! 

The Ringmaster: Topher

Skrilla Shemp: Dude, That Guy

Ring Ryda: Penis Fly Trap

R-Giggley: Maybe It’s Gaybelline 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 14th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Braddock Road Metro – follow marks to start!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Eisenhower (Yellow)
Fort Totten: 10:57 pm (no Red Line transfer)
Huntington: 12:08 am

On-After: Joe Theismann’s Restaurant! Featuring $4 rails, $4 drafts, $4 shots!

 Want to hare?
Virgin and experienced hares needed! Just want to assist? Let me know and I’ll find an established trail for you to join! Check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date (  ewh3harerazor@gmail.com). 
Next open date is November 2nd!

Want to Brew Crew? 
Your Brewmeister needs brew crew!! Contact him at ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com 

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Beltway Bob
Thirsty after work on Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/. Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.