Hey Wankers, don’t forget to let us know which trail you intend to run! –  https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2

TRAIL BLUF:

BALLBUSTER TRAIL (Runners Only!): Starting at Stadium-Armory Station (Orange Line). Pack Away 5:45 PM SHARP!  Trail is 11-12 miles with multiple beer checks.  Trail is A to B and kinda long. No dogs, no strollers. Very slight chance of PI, high chance of mosquitoes and darkness, as well as beer. Bring a headlamp!!!

 REGULAR TRAIL (Runners and Walkers): Starting at Capitol South Metro Station (Orange Line). Pack Away 7:15 PM. These trails will be the usual EWH3 trail length. Trail is A-Z.

All trails will end in the same location for a joint circle.

And now for the rest of the details:

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EWH3 #1028: The 30 Years of Where’s Waldo Trail! – Thursday, Sepember 21st – 5:15 PM – Stadium Armory Metro (Silver/Orange/Blue) and 6:45 PM – Capitol South Metro (Silver/Orange/Blue)

Met a cute hasher last week and told them you’ll see them at the next trail?

The theme for EWH3’s Pre-RDR weekend is Where’s Waldo, so good luck finding them! Mwahaha!

Cum to trail dressed in your best Where’s Waldo costume to celebrate his 30th Anniversary! (And to also help you hide from that weirdo that kept hitting on you last week.)

And don’t forget to let us know which trail you plan to run!

When: Thursday September 21st, 2017.
Ballbuster Trail.  Sign-in at 5:15pm. Pack away at 5:45 pm SHARP!!!
Regular Trail.  Sign in at 6:45pm. Pack away at 7:15 pm!

Where:
Ballbuster from Stadium-Armory Station (Orange Line)
Regular Trail from Capitol South Metro Station (Orange Line)

Hares:
Ballbuster: Moose Knuckles, Mouthful of Clam, Goldman Ballsachs, Chics Ahoy!, and All Flash No Drive
Regular: Sorest Rump, Tuck Tuck Deuce, I’m Tho Thor, Red Vag of Courage, You Only Cum Once, General Tso’s Dickens

Miscellaneous Crap: THERE ARE TWO TRAILS!!!

BALLBUSTER TRAIL (Runners Only!): Starting at Stadium-Armory Metro Station (Orange Line). Pack Away 5:45 PM Sharp!  Trail is 11-12 miles with multiple beer checks.  Bring a headlamp! Trail is A to B and kinda long. No dogs, no strollers. Very slight chance of PI, high chance of mosquitoes and darkness, as well as beer. Bring a headlamp!!! Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Let us know if you’re cumming and Bring a headlamp!

REGULAR TRAIL (Runners and Walkers): Starting at Capitol South Metro Station (Orange/Blue/Silver Line). Pack Away 7:15 PM. Trail is A to B. Dog friendly. Stroller friendly. No PI. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

All trails will end in the same location for a joint circle.

Last trains out of Potomac Ave Metro (Silver/Orange/Blue):
Franconia-Springfield – 11:15 PM
Largo Town Center – 11:40 PM
New Carrollton – 11:50 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 11:21 PM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:08 PM

On After:
Trusty’s! 1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003

Specials: $1 off all draft and rail drinks!

***For all the visitors and virgins, please note at EWH3 only the Hash Flash is allowed to take pictures. Thanks!***